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Tech and Internet Jokes

Why did the computer go to therapy?
- It had too many bytes of emotional baggage.
Why don't programmers like nature?
- It has too many bugs.
What do you call a group of musical whales?
- An orca-stra.
Why did the smartphone go to school?
- It wanted to improve its "cell-f" esteem.
Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
- Because light attracts bugs.
How do you comfort a JavaScript bug?
- You console it.
Why did the computer cross the road?
- To get to the other website.
Why did the robot go on a diet?
- It had too many bytes.
What's a computer's favorite beat?
- An algorithm.
Why did the internet break up with its ex?
- There were too many issues with the connection.
Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?
- Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
What's a computer's least favorite food?
- Spam.
Why was the computer cold?
- It left its Windows open.
What's a computer's favorite dance move?
- The algorithm.
Why was the math book sad?
- Because it had too many problems.